Shovels
It wasn't your usual garden club conversation. It was saltier and there was exposed flesh. The bruise on Jane's forehead from her close encounter with the bird feeder started it. (Damn those wide-brimmed hats.) They pointed out scars describing in intimate detail the act of clumsiness which caused their malady. Scrapes, bruises and close calls with the machete were par for the course. Who knew digging hostas could cause plantar fasciatis? If only, shovels could talk. They would know that while there's no cure for clumsiness, Fiskars does make the garden a safer place. Dig in.
